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Re: Who would win?

Post by SSTOOLMAN on Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:16 am

The Dinosaur's looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way ....ONCE
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Re: Who would win?

Post by SSTOOLMAN on Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:23 am


Kim Kardashian secretly wishes she had an A$$ like Chuck Norris.
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Re: Who would win?

Post by SSTOOLMAN on Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:24 am

Chuck Norris can punch a hurricane in the eye.
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Post by SSTOOLMAN on Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:26 am

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, all sharks swim for the closest steel cage.
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Re: Who would win?

Post by thatfnthing on Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:46 pm

SSTOOLMAN wrote:When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, all sharks  swim for the closest steel cage.

When Chuck Norris swims, he doesn't get 'wet'. The water gets 'Chuck Norris'.
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Re: Who would win?

Post by BBMALIBU on Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:37 pm

Chuck Norris is so bad, Leroy Brown left town.
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Post by BBMALIBU on Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:42 pm

BTW...there will be a Bourne 5 with Matt Damon Beer
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Re: Who would win?

Post by SSTOOLMAN on Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:10 pm

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Re: Who would win?

Post by thatfnthing on Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:40 pm

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Re: Who would win?

Post by SSTOOLMAN on Wed Jan 13, 2016 4:09 pm

BBMALIBU wrote:BTW...there will be a Bourne 5 with Matt Damon Beer

Is Chuck Norris in it!!!?? bounce
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Re: Who would win?

Post by BBMALIBU on Wed Jan 13, 2016 5:06 pm

SSTOOLMAN wrote: Is Chuck Norris in it!!!?? bounce

No...that dude is 75 years old and can still kick some major A**.

With regards to which fictional character would win...Bourne would wipe the floor with Bond.
Bourne would take the martini from Bond and finish boinking the stewardess.

U.S. made Special Forces Assassin vs a British Secret Service Agent.....I pick U.S. made Assassin.
Bond can go pour tea for the Queen.

Bond would win in the boinking dept, unless he was competing against Captain Kirk alien
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Re: Who would win?

Post by thatfnthing on Wed Jan 13, 2016 6:29 pm

BBMALIBU wrote:unless he was competing against Captain Kirk alien

I think that's green women only.
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Re: Who would win?

Post by 77mali on Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:10 pm

lmao!

I actually went to high school w/ Matt & his buddy Ben.  I was a senior I think when they were freshmen.  Matt was "Humpty Dumpty" in a school play...there is a pic in my yearbook...I'll see if I can dig it up.  I'd be taking Daniel Craig in that fight...all day!
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Re: Who would win?

Post by SSTOOLMAN on Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:02 pm

I would have liked to see Jean-Claud VanDamme and Steven Segaul
fight when they were in there prime. Segaul publicly called out VanDamme because VanDamme said he had won martial arts titles in Europe which Segaul said didn't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FbRDgX9oJc
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