Jesus gets run over in the cross-walk....whats next?
Jesus gets run over in the cross-walk....whats next?
Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap
By Patrick Johnson, The Republican
May 06, 2010, 5:07PM
The Republican file photoNORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.
Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.
Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.
Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.
Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.
Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.
By Patrick Johnson, The Republican
May 06, 2010, 5:07PM
The Republican file photoNORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.
Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.
Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.
Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.
Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.
Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.
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Re: Jesus gets run over in the cross-walk....whats next?
Who would name their child that? Seriously, it's like condemning you & your baby before he even gets a chance to F up for himself.
... LoL, it is kind of funny now that I think of it though.... the name, not the running over part.
... LoL, it is kind of funny now that I think of it though.... the name, not the running over part.

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