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Post by 1973montec on Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:33 pm

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John

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P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
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Post by 77malibu77 on Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:47 pm

LOL thats funny
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Post by The Dude on Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:54 pm

HeHe. I wish I would have been clever enough to think of that.
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Post by Malicruiser on Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:50 pm

LMFAO!!!! Where do you find these at?!
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Post by 1973montec on Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:54 pm

Malicruiser wrote:LMFAO!!!! Where do you find these at?!

all i can say is,i'mgood Very Happy Beer

i get stuff like this all the time,all i do is pass it on to my G3GMfamily. Thumbs up

I posted about 4 or 5 the other day,but nobody commented on those Sad Sad Sad Head Bang

it starts on the bottom of page 2.

https://www.g3gm.com/off-topic-f12/lmao-of-the-day-t2825-15.htm
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Post by Limey SE on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:16 pm

1973montec wrote:
Malicruiser wrote:LMFAO!!!! Where do you find these at?!

all i can say is,i'mgood Very Happy Beer

i get stuff like this all the time,all i do is pass it on to my G3GMfamily. Thumbs up

I posted about 4 or 5 the other day,but nobody commented on those Sad Sad Sad Head Bang

it starts on the bottom of page 2.

https://www.g3gm.com/off-topic-f12/lmao-of-the-day-t2825-15.htm

I did on 3 of them

MEET Mr. No Body = Limey clown clown clown clown clown clown

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Post by 1973montec on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:18 pm

how the h3ll are you MR no body??????????????????????
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Post by 77malibu77 on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:20 pm

i commented on them too chris. and like 3 other people LOL. the ones about the parrot and those other 2 that were really funny.
there was 3 new ones i saw but theres something wrong with g3gm every once in a while when i sign on and it shows that there are no new topics, but then turns out there were but the website didnt show them to me lol.

P.S. chris wheres the other chris at1?!?!?
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Post by Limey SE on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:23 pm

1973montec wrote: how the h3ll are you MR no body??????????????????????

for you said nobody said anything about the other ones you posted LMAO Thats how LMAO

and the other Chris will come back when he is ready to come back ..................that is all

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Post by 1973montec on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:27 pm

77malibu77 wrote:

P.S. chris wheres the other chris at1?!?!?

hes around. i really dont know what to say. scratch
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Post by Limey SE on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:29 pm

1973montec wrote:
77malibu77 wrote:

P.S. chris wheres the other chris at1?!?!?

hes around. i really dont know what to say. scratch
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and the other Chris will come back when he is ready to come back ..................that is all


SEE ABOVE STATEMENT ^^^

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Post by 1973montec on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:32 pm

I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB AGAIN.......


SORRY FAMILY SHOW HERE


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Post by 77malibu77 on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:35 pm

ok.
and eww at those pictures. whats the third one of.
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Post by 1973montec on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:41 pm

77malibu77 wrote:ok.
and eww at those pictures. whats the third one of.

i dont know,but it has to suck.
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