For all the dads out there.
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For all the dads out there.
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
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P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
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P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
1973montec- Donating Member
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HeHe. I wish I would have been clever enough to think of that.
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LMFAO!!!! Where do you find these at?!
Malicruiser- G3GM Member
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Malicruiser wrote:LMFAO!!!! Where do you find these at?!
all i can say is,i'mgood
i get stuff like this all the time,all i do is pass it on to my G3GMfamily.
I posted about 4 or 5 the other day,but nobody commented on those
it starts on the bottom of page 2.
https://www.g3gm.com/off-topic-f12/lmao-of-the-day-t2825-15.htm
1973montec- Donating Member
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1973montec wrote:Malicruiser wrote:LMFAO!!!! Where do you find these at?!
all i can say is,i'mgood
i get stuff like this all the time,all i do is pass it on to my G3GMfamily.
I posted about 4 or 5 the other day,but nobody commented on those
it starts on the bottom of page 2.
https://www.g3gm.com/off-topic-f12/lmao-of-the-day-t2825-15.htm
I did on 3 of them
MEET Mr. No Body = Limey
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Re: For all the dads out there.
how the h3ll are you MR no body??????????????????????
1973montec- Donating Member
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i commented on them too chris. and like 3 other people LOL. the ones about the parrot and those other 2 that were really funny.
there was 3 new ones i saw but theres something wrong with g3gm every once in a while when i sign on and it shows that there are no new topics, but then turns out there were but the website didnt show them to me lol.
P.S. chris wheres the other chris at1?!?!?
there was 3 new ones i saw but theres something wrong with g3gm every once in a while when i sign on and it shows that there are no new topics, but then turns out there were but the website didnt show them to me lol.
P.S. chris wheres the other chris at1?!?!?
77malibu77- G3GM Senior Member
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1973montec wrote: how the h3ll are you MR no body??????????????????????
for you said nobody said anything about the other ones you posted LMAO Thats how LMAO
and the other Chris will come back when he is ready to come back ..................that is all
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1977 Chevelle SE x2
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Anthony
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Re: For all the dads out there.
77malibu77 wrote:
P.S. chris wheres the other chris at1?!?!?
hes around. i really dont know what to say.
1973montec- Donating Member
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Re: For all the dads out there.
1973montec wrote:77malibu77 wrote:
P.S. chris wheres the other chris at1?!?!?
hes around. i really dont know what to say.
Limey wrote:
and the other Chris will come back when he is ready to come back ..................that is all
SEE ABOVE STATEMENT ^^^
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1977 Chevelle SE x2
One Mild original
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Anthony
Limey SE- Management
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I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB AGAIN.......
SORRY FAMILY SHOW HERE
SORRY FAMILY SHOW HERE
1973montec- Donating Member
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ok.
and eww at those pictures. whats the third one of.
and eww at those pictures. whats the third one of.
77malibu77- G3GM Senior Member
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Re: For all the dads out there.
77malibu77 wrote:ok.
and eww at those pictures. whats the third one of.
i dont know,but it has to suck.
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