- If you can read this, you drive an Import.
-Attention Ricers! domestics-R-not road blocks, so why is it you cant pass them?
-i wasnt speeding officer! i was winning.
-once a shark gets a taste for blood, it craves it. Muscle cars are born that way and FYI your car is bleeding.
-MSDS online said it is healthy to smoke an import.
-MSDS online says you should smoke at least one Rice Burner a day.
-anyone have a toothpick? there seems to be some sort of rice in my grille, Yuck!
-domestics= loud, powerful, and import hungry.
- If you cant afford Muscle cars, Take a bus
-the sound of V8 engines work just as well as Advil, to cure headaches from the beehive cars
(i saw this on a shirt)
-"Will Work For Muscle Car Parts"-
- Officer, the reason I couldnt slow down is i have arthiritis in my right foot, so it hurts like hell when i lift it.
- how many times must the origonal 5.7 be copied?
- its ok, stay calm, chevys only bite imports with drivers who think their car is fast, so you are safe.
- (another one i saw, but i made it say chevelle and changed the end a little)
"she said choose her or the chevelle, i miss her, but the ring pawned good for new parts "
please copy and paste your favorate one on comment. thanks guys
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