During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director, "How do You
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
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