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Post by BBMALIBU on Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:11 pm

Matt Damon's Jason Bourne vs. Daniel Craig's 007
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Post by Limey SE on Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:24 pm

Joason Bourne hands down

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Post by Roadcaptain S3 on Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:29 pm

OO7

He'd kick Bourne's butt whilst drinking a martini and boinking a stewardess.
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Post by ant7377 on Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:36 pm

Steve Mcqueen.
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Post by BBMALIBU on Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:56 pm

Roadcaptain S3 wrote:OO7

He'd kick Bourne's butt whilst drinking a martini and boinking a stewardess.

Now that's funny lol!
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Post by BBMALIBU on Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:57 pm

ant7377 wrote:Steve Mcqueen.

Which Steve McQueen character?
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Post by Roadcaptain S3 on Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:59 pm

ant7377 wrote:Steve Mcqueen.

Cool,but dead=out

C'mon. Bond died in his car and zapped himself back to life sitting in an Aston Martin, then took multiple hits to the sack while tied to a chair and laughed about.

Bourne's a lil *****.

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Post by thatfnthing on Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:31 am

BBMALIBU wrote:
ant7377 wrote:Steve Mcqueen.

Which Steve McQueen character?

Doesn't matter. Steve would only have an advantage when driving through San Francisco.
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Post by ant7377 on Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:02 am

Or robbing a bank like in Thomas Crown affair. Guy didnt even get his hands dirty!
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Post by SSTOOLMAN on Mon Jan 11, 2016 6:24 pm

In his day Chuck Norris could whip them both at the same time, even after he was dragged 20 miles through the burning desert by a 4X4 driven by David Carradine.
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Post by ant7377 on Mon Jan 11, 2016 6:43 pm

SSTOOLMAN wrote:In his day Chuck Norris could whip them both at the same time, even  after he was dragged 20 miles through the burning desert  by a 4X4  driven by David Carradine.

Id have to agree with you there.
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Post by Limey SE on Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:57 pm

Well if we could change people I would Change my Vote to Clint Eastwood one of the Original Bad A$$'s Only Behind John Wayne

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Post by SSTOOLMAN on Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:08 pm

Limey SE wrote:Well if we could change people I would Change my Vote to Clint Eastwood one of the Original Bad A$$'s Only Behind John Wayne
I don't know Limey  Chuck Norris is pretty tough they say was dropped twice as a baby, once on Hiroshima then the second time  on Nagasaki.
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Post by Limey SE on Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:35 pm

Yea that is true Funny but true

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Post by thatfnthing on Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:16 am

Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't jump -- the Earth moves away from him.
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Post by SSTOOLMAN on Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:22 am

It is  true Jason Bourne and Daniel Craig's 007 can piss their full name in the snow without stopping... But Chuck Norris can piss his name in dry cement.


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Post by BBMALIBU on Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:31 pm

SSTOOLMAN wrote:In his day Chuck Norris could whip them both at the same time, even  after he was dragged 20 miles through the burning desert  by a 4X4  driven by David Carradine.


In real life, yes...Chuck could whip Matt Damon & Daniel Craig at the same time.

Beat David Carradine...one on one.
Beat Steven Segal......with one hand tied behind his back.

And yes.....the mother of all match ups.........Chuck Norris would beat Bruce Lee if they had ever fought.

Chuck Norris fought professionally, held titles, opened Karate schools where celebrities like Steve McQueen took lessons.

Bruce, although very skilled in the martial arts, was mainly an actor during his short life.  He never fought professionally.  

However, Bruce could beat Matt Damon & Daniel Craig together, David Carradine, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Donald Trump, and Steve McQueen all one on one.
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Post by SSTOOLMAN on Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:12 pm

BBMALIBU wrote:
SSTOOLMAN wrote:In his day Chuck Norris could whip them both at the same time, even  after he was dragged 20 miles through the burning desert  by a 4X4  driven by David Carradine.


In real life, yes...Chuck could whip Matt Damon & Daniel Craig at the same time.

Beat David Carradine...one on one.
Beat Steven Segal......with one hand tied behind his back.

And yes.....the mother of all match ups.........Chuck Norris would beat Bruce Lee if they had ever fought.

Chuck Norris fought professionally, held titles, opened Karate schools where celebrities like Steve McQueen took lessons.

Bruce, although very skilled in the martial arts, was mainly an actor during his short life.  He never fought professionally.  

However, Bruce could beat Matt Damon & Daniel Craig together, David Carradine, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Donald Trump, and Steve McQueen all one on one.


Yes I would agree.....

But could Bruce beat Jacky Chan???  How about Pat Morita's character Mr. Miyagi?
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Post by BBMALIBU on Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:02 pm

SSTOOLMAN wrote:
Yes I would agree.....

But could Bruce beat Jacky Chan???  How about Pat Morita's character Mr. Miyagi?

Don't know if Bruce can catch the little fellow.....Jacky is the Energizer Bunny on juice.

But if he did, Bruce would win.
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Post by thatfnthing on Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:08 pm

When the Boogeymen goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Post by SSTOOLMAN on Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:18 pm

I can go all night... But this is one of my favorites,

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews Bee's
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Post by Limey SE on Wed Jan 13, 2016 1:52 am

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move

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Post by Limey SE on Wed Jan 13, 2016 1:54 am

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint

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Post by Limey SE on Wed Jan 13, 2016 1:55 am

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Post by thatfnthing on Wed Jan 13, 2016 9:36 am

Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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