Re: Who would win?

by SSTOOLMAN Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:16 am

The Dinosaur's looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way ....ONCE

by SSTOOLMAN Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:23 am

Kim Kardashian secretly wishes she had an A$$ like Chuck Norris.

by SSTOOLMAN Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:24 am

Chuck Norris can punch a hurricane in the eye.

by SSTOOLMAN Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:26 am

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, all sharks swim for the closest steel cage.

by thatfnthing Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:46 pm

SSTOOLMAN wrote:When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, all sharks swim for the closest steel cage.

When Chuck Norris swims, he doesn't get 'wet'. The water gets 'Chuck Norris'.

by BBMALIBU Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:37 pm

Chuck Norris is so bad, Leroy Brown left town.

by BBMALIBU Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:42 pm

BTW...there will be a Bourne 5 with Matt Damon Beer

by SSTOOLMAN Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:10 pm

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

by thatfnthing Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:40 pm

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

by SSTOOLMAN Wed Jan 13, 2016 4:09 pm

BBMALIBU wrote:BTW...there will be a Bourne 5 with Matt Damon

Is Chuck Norris in it!!!?? bounce

by BBMALIBU Wed Jan 13, 2016 5:06 pm

SSTOOLMAN wrote: Is Chuck Norris in it!!!??

No...that dude is 75 years old and can still kick some major A**.

With regards to which fictional character would win...Bourne would wipe the floor with Bond.
Bourne would take the martini from Bond and finish boinking the stewardess.

U.S. made Special Forces Assassin vs a British Secret Service Agent.....I pick U.S. made Assassin.
Bond can go pour tea for the Queen.

Bond would win in the boinking dept, unless he was competing against Captain Kirk alien

by thatfnthing Wed Jan 13, 2016 6:29 pm

BBMALIBU wrote:unless he was competing against Captain Kirk

I think that's green women only.

by 77mali Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:10 pm

lmao!

I actually went to high school w/ Matt & his buddy Ben. I was a senior I think when they were freshmen. Matt was "Humpty Dumpty" in a school play...there is a pic in my yearbook...I'll see if I can dig it up. I'd be taking Daniel Craig in that fight...all day!

by SSTOOLMAN Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:02 pm

I would have liked to see Jean-Claud VanDamme and Steven Segaul
fight when they were in there prime. Segaul publicly called out VanDamme because VanDamme said he had won martial arts titles in Europe which Segaul said didn't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FbRDgX9oJc

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