Squirell Crap!!
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Squirell Crap!!


Pontichev327- G3GM Enthusiast
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Are you hungry? Some people like squirrel. JB
JB2wheeler- G3GM Fanatic
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Get a Victor (large) trap & bait it with peanut butter under the car. F__K that dirty little bugger. That's his restroom dude, he's sleeping somewhere else in the car.
I had one in my workshop...HAD.
I had one in my workshop...HAD.
77mali- Donating Member
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Here is my smoking squirrel story.
About 3 years ago in May after church, my kid was telling me that the air conditioning hasn’t worked since the ‘smoking’ squirrel ran from under the hood of Mom’s car at school….
Smoking squirrel I ask, what was this?
Well, as it goes, we live in the woods. My wife parked outside since it's a hassle to run the door up/down to put the car inside, whatever. Anyway, somehow a squirrel gets under the hood of the car. It stays under there for the pick-up of two other kids, and then the 10 mile drive to school. Once they stop in front of school to let the kiddies out, the squirrel makes a break for it, smoldering across the grassy front of school and up a tree. The kids tried to 'help it' during recess, and they discussed how to 'save it’ in class, but they never see it again.
To make a long story, even longer, by the time I looked at the squirrel damage it was 9pm. The engine still 190 degrees after it had a chance to cool down for six or seven hours. It must been hot as hell.
All the under hood wiring had been chewed on in the squirrel's attempt to stop the car. The fuses for engine fans were blown, along with cruise control, and a/c compressor. The MAF sensor wiring was gone, and it even tried to chew on the battery cables. It was amazing that it still ran at all, and that no one thought to mention any of the problems. There were a few nights spent splicing/replacing wires but even from getting extremely hot for multiple days in a row, it ran well without issues after. My wife parks inside now, and we've only had one incident where the garage door trim tried to attack the front fender.
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About 3 years ago in May after church, my kid was telling me that the air conditioning hasn’t worked since the ‘smoking’ squirrel ran from under the hood of Mom’s car at school….
Smoking squirrel I ask, what was this?
Well, as it goes, we live in the woods. My wife parked outside since it's a hassle to run the door up/down to put the car inside, whatever. Anyway, somehow a squirrel gets under the hood of the car. It stays under there for the pick-up of two other kids, and then the 10 mile drive to school. Once they stop in front of school to let the kiddies out, the squirrel makes a break for it, smoldering across the grassy front of school and up a tree. The kids tried to 'help it' during recess, and they discussed how to 'save it’ in class, but they never see it again.
To make a long story, even longer, by the time I looked at the squirrel damage it was 9pm. The engine still 190 degrees after it had a chance to cool down for six or seven hours. It must been hot as hell.
All the under hood wiring had been chewed on in the squirrel's attempt to stop the car. The fuses for engine fans were blown, along with cruise control, and a/c compressor. The MAF sensor wiring was gone, and it even tried to chew on the battery cables. It was amazing that it still ran at all, and that no one thought to mention any of the problems. There were a few nights spent splicing/replacing wires but even from getting extremely hot for multiple days in a row, it ran well without issues after. My wife parks inside now, and we've only had one incident where the garage door trim tried to attack the front fender.
Thanks -
jerry46765- Donating Member
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Try using Dcon,the stuff they eat then go look for water and die or shoot em with a bb gun. I really like your car, I may have to someday try and buy it from you.
On another note,Paul,is that you in the avatar or captain from The Captain and Tonelle. You know they sang "Dont go breakin my heart" .
On another note,Paul,is that you in the avatar or captain from The Captain and Tonelle. You know they sang "Dont go breakin my heart" .
ant7377- G3GM Addict
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Jerry, my gal and I cracked up for 10 minutes on that story!! By the way, I am an old Kentucky redneck, Mali and JB, and I have eaten my share of squirrell in my day. But this is a "Desert Squirrell" and I don't think you are supposed to kill 'em. I may try the Hav-a Hart traps and put it out in the desert away from my house if I catch it. And hey Ant,...never say never!
Pontichev327- G3GM Enthusiast
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On another note,Paul,is that you in the avatar or captain from The Captain and Tonelle. You know they sang "Dont go breakin my heart" .[/quote].......Lol, that's john Bonham. Captain & tonelle 

dynchel- Donating Member
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Ant doesn't know who Bonham is (he listens to Cap'n & Tennille) "Looks like muskrat love".
Here you go buddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs
BTW wasn't "Don't go breakin' my hart" Elton John & Kikki Dee? Now that's 70's baby...


BTW wasn't "Don't go breakin' my hart" Elton John & Kikki Dee? Now that's 70's baby...



77mali- Donating Member
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You are right! It was late and I had a few glasses of wine with dinner! It was Elton John! Im more of an 80's rock guy myself. Im not a big fan of Led Zep ether,sorry. I actually though it was Paul!
ant7377- G3GM Addict
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I'll take the "looks like Bonzo" as a compliment...but not Cap'n....LOL

77mali- Donating Member
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I've never heard of captain and tonelle nor have I ever heard that lame "muskrat love" song until now.
I think I'll go crank up some black Sabbath.


dynchel- Donating Member
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They were total disco era crap...worse than squirrel crap in fact...

77mali- Donating Member
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It's all a matter of taste.....right now I'm listening to some zither music, tunes from the 50s and other old standards.
And we have a local radio station that plays soft rock with very few commercials, so that's on the radio in my work truck.
And we have a local radio station that plays soft rock with very few commercials, so that's on the radio in my work truck.

pila- Donating Member
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I feel lucky,I had a rat or two using the '73 for a port-a-let.I have to replace the carpet now because there is a small section removed by little teeth.By the way,anybody get the hot blondes phone number? You DID notice her in the background near the left front fender didnt you?
fishhead- G3GM Member
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I have impeccable timing when it comes to car show photos....he,he!

Pontichev327- G3GM Enthusiast
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I'll see your old standards and raise you Suspense, Escape, Dimension X, and Yours Truly Johnny Dollar.pila wrote:It's all a matter of taste.....right now I'm listening to some zither music, tunes from the 50s and other old standards.

thatfnthing- Donating Member
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All available on the Web. JBthatfnthing wrote:I'll see your old standards and raise you Suspense, Escape, Dimension X, and Yours Truly Johnny Dollar.pila wrote:It's all a matter of taste.....right now I'm listening to some zither music, tunes from the 50s and other old standards.
JB2wheeler- G3GM Fanatic
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